Rofl-inducing blog

http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/


P.S. No one do anything memorable as I've just realized I have 42 memories and I can clearly not add any more.

Who in the hell is Mike Gravel? Apparently, he and I would be buds. :)


83% Mike Gravel
78% Dennis Kucinich
77% John Edwards
77% Joe Biden
77% Chris Dodd
75% Barack Obama
72% Hillary Clinton
71% Bill Richardson
34% Rudy Giuliani
25% Ron Paul
25% John McCain
22% Mike Huckabee
21% Tom Tancredo
18% Mitt Romney
12% Fred Thompson

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

I'm grading the finals on poetry and poetry vocab today (yesterday was the last day of the semester).

I just have to show you one answer a kid gave me. It shows real imagination!

They were to be analyzing the poem "Stopping by Woods..." by Robert Frost.

The final lines of which are:

And miles to go before I sleep, 
And miles to go before I sleep.

The question was "How does the meter reinforce the meaning of the poem?"

The student correctly identified that meter as 8, then answered the question this way:

"If you turn an 8 sideways then it becomes infinity, which shows how many miles he has to go before he sleeps."

No credit, but very creative!

I Am A: True Neutral Elf Sorcerer (4th Level)


Ability Scores:

Strength-11

Dexterity-12

Constitution-11

Intelligence-14

Wisdom-16

Charisma-14


Alignment:
True Neutral A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction.


Race:
Elves are known for their poetry, song, and magical arts, but when danger threatens they show great skill with weapons and strategy. Elves can live to be over 700 years old and, by human standards, are slow to make friends and enemies, and even slower to forget them. Elves are slim and stand 4.5 to 5.5 feet tall. They have no facial or body hair, prefer comfortable clothes, and possess unearthly grace. Many others races find them hauntingly beautiful.


Class:
Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.


Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus</a></b> (e-mail)

I admit it, I'm compulsive!

Truly the greatest fight scene ever!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T_tiBGOEoVM

"We'll keep an eye out for ya, Stingray."


Sort of on topic - can someone walk me through embedding a YouTube video?

I am going to see MOTHERFUCKING Dirty Dancing on Wednesday!! oh hellz yeah

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/12126897.html#cutid1

Check the linkie for info in your area. They are showing it Tuesday and Wednesday, but Tuesday was already sold out for the theatre best for us.

If you game (video, tabletop, mmorpg, etc.), you gotta watch this. If you know someone who does, you gotta watch this. And most importantly, if a loved one is a gamer, you gotta watch this.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1329362959167995041

You know those totally evil prize machines at the arcade? You know what I'm talking about, with the little arms that are too weak to grab anything at all and the big fat, smooth, heavy prizes they are meant to pick up?

Check out this lady...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xyg97_queen

Posting from my student teaching position!  *waves* OMG!

Soooooo nervous : /

Question for anyone familiar with journalfen (especially kantayra because I know I've seen you snarking about on fandom_wank before)

I really love fandom_wank, and want to join wank_report. But in order to do that I have to have a journalfen account. But when I go to the create link it's a 404. Anyone know the deal? Is it temporarily down, are they not allowing new accounts, etc?

I hope my whole f-list has a very Happy Christmas (Happy because I'm seekritly snooty and British) and gets what they very most hoped for.

Me and the Mr. were supposed to be in San Diego on Thursday night. Instead we are stuck here in the aftermath of the biggest blizzard since, if the rambly woman down the street is any expert, 1982. The snow started Wednesday, I barely made it home and the car was stuck halfway up the driveway. The Mr. barely made it into the neighborhood and got his car totally stuck in a snow drift and had to hike over to the house.

We were not able to dig ourselves out enough to pull my car forward until Friday, and the other car was not freed until Saturday. We were able to leave the house for the first time on Saturday. We went out to eat LOL. There was no way I was cooking again :P

Thankfully, we were able to reschedule our flight because DIA was shut down and all flights cancelled for 45 hours. So we will be going to SD for New Year's. Which I am very happy about, because I really, really miss my family. I was extremely depressed when I thought we'd have to cancel altogether.

Today I submitted my last assignment for the last formal college class I will EVER take! My student teaching appointment is almost complete and I got my first choice school. I'M SO EXCITED!

This has been the worst year. I've been so disconnected from everyone, my participation in all my lovely LJ friends entries has plummeted. But I made it through :)  I hope to be able to talk to you guys lots more in the coming months and hopefully have some great student teaching stories to share *hee hee*

An Angel in a Buffy? *cry* But lots of SPIKEGASMS!

I might be going to hell but I think this is the funniest thing I've seen all week...

Wow... jadestarinla and magista both Birthday girls!!!

I hope your days were amazing and that you got everything wonderful thing you both deserve.

*sigh* I miss all my sock-sisters!